Fifty-Five Memes That Are Too Funny To Pass

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Dec 9, 2019 1:10 PM EST

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  • 01
    Ball pit - When your friends drag you out of the house and tell you it's gonna be fun..
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  • 02
    Text - FlannyTM @LiamFlannigan1 When I first started at my work I got asked to work a Saturday so I said I couldn't because it's the only day I see my son. it's 5 years on and my imaginary son (James) is almost in primary 2, top of his class, loves football. They grow up so quick when their not real don't they?
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  • 03
    Music - fooice
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  • 04
    Face - me: can I get you anything else? customer: yeah, a million dollars me:
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  • 05
    Text - Every time I chime in on a conversation Everyone disliked that. VOU29
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    Text - Terry F @daemonic3 [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel
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    Text - pope phteven Follow @PhuckinCody catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's GLI IRIA WWEELF FONTUNE http://atom.smashertorg/wof/ 2:32 PM - 2 0ct 2017 37,677 Retweets 142,753 Likes
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  • 08
    Text - #NoBootyNoLarry @LilLarryLaflare My gf don't know this but everytime we fuk i put $1 in a jar & that's how much ima spend on her for her bday. So far she gettin a mcchicken 7/5/16, 5:57 PM
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  • 09
    Text - Allison @AllieLia A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?". "No, go right ahead", the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"
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  • 10
    Dog - Look for the girl with the broken smile @Shitheadsteve
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  • 11
    Bird - IT APPEARS THAT I OVERESTIMATED THE FUS OUT OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE @EFFIBIRDS
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  • 12
    Advertising - At Its Peak In 2004, Blockbuster Had 9,000 Stores and 60,000 Employees. BLOCKBUSTER STORE CLOSING Ten Years Later, The Company Is Closing Forever Thanks To BAMACANE SharesFromionrAumt.com ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! Call Your Doctor And Tell Him You Shouldn't Have To Choose Between Renting Videotapes And Afforable Heartburn Medication
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  • 13
    Text - Age-Appropriate CHORES 2-3 YEARS 4-5 YEARS -Make bed -Pick up toys -Give daddy a haircut -File the taxes -Chainsaw the trees and bushes -Change spark plugs -Rub mommy's feet -Set and check bear traps -Clean the panic room -Be quiet for several hours 6-8 YEARS 9-11 YEARS -Bathe grandpa -Re-shingle the roof -Scrub the kitchen and if you miss one spot SO HELP ME GOD you're starting -Dust the driveway -Mop the dog -Drive siblings to school -Wasp nest removal -Take trash and throw it on neighb
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  • 14
    Yellow - cortí Follow @omgcorti How white dads answer the phone. 4:37 PM - 4 Nov 2017
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  • 15
    Poster - Everyone Dies:The Musical "IDREAMED A DREAM AND THENI DIED" ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN hypabl CHRISTMAS DAY
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  • 16
    Forehead - TRIES TO TURN WATER INTO WINE GRAPESODA made on imgur
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  • 17
    Text - IN THIS HOME. WE MAKE DEEP LOADS WE TAKE CREAM I'M SO HORN Y WE ARE PREGNANT WE CHERISH FRIED FISH WE HUMP FIRMLY WEEEED GRAPE WE SHAVE GRANNY WE LOVE VIN DIESEL
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  • 18
    Text - THIS IS AMAZING! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE ON TO FIVE PEOPLE and within 3 minutes FUHNNG UmilG NOTHING WILL HAPPEN !!!! I TRIED IT TWICE AND IT WORKED BOTH TIMES ABSOLUTELY FU G NOTHING HAPPENED!!! THIS REALLY WORKS PASS THIS ON MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
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  • 19
    Text - kb @kbnoswag If I unfollow you it's nothing personal, I just hate all of your thoughts and opinions and think everything you say is annoying and awful
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  • 20
    Cartoon - Know why? Ohe just a little book called THE BIBLE! I don't like Your kind. You're evil! God hates STOP THAT! you! I hate you! You don't deserve rights! ZOMG! I'm a victim of Oppression! THUNK! Ow!
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  • 21
    Player - When you leave the shop but realise you left your son Onomah Son
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  • 22
    Santa claus - What's Your ELF Name? The First Letter Of My First Name Is: A - No one B - No one C- No one H - No one o- No one V- No one I- No one J- No one P - No one Q- No one W- No one X- No one Y - No one Z- No one D- No one K- No one R- No one L- No one M - No one S- No one E- No one F - No one T- No one G- No one N- No one U- No one The Month I Was Born In Is: JUL - cares AUG - cares JAN - cares FEB - cares SEP - cares MAR - cares APR - cares OCT - cares NOV - cares MAY - cares JUN - cares
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  • 23
    Text - common sad girl @sadgirlkm does anyone remember when lol meant "laughing out loud" instead of "this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile"
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  • 24
    White - I AM A BURRITO OF SADDNESS.
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  • 25
    Photo caption - When everybody is obsessed with dark mode yet 90% of memes have a white background
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  • 26
    Food group - SADE' @shahday_ My best friends brings me lunch and then slides a 20$ for me ++ Andrew Kanatsky @AndrewKanatsky My friends make plans right in front of me and don't include me
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  • 27
    Lane - TEN WAYS TO PUT- ME IN A BETTER MOOD: 6 Of 7. The 8. Fuiimg 1. Get 2. Your 3. Slow-ass 4. Car 5. Out 9. Left 10. Lane
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  • 28
    Snack - On a scale of 1 to Nature Valley Granola Bar... how much is your life falling apart? ENERGY e EA TOU WESD LIKE A BOWE TO KAT THIA INIT EVERYWHERE NATURAL
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  • 29
    Text - Apr 17 at 8:03pm · 8 I was gonna go for a run but Proverbs 28:1 says, "only the wicked run when no one is chasing them" so there goes that. You and 34 others 4 Comments Like Comment Write a comment...
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  • 30
    Footwear - HOW I LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE HOW I FEEL ON THE INSIDE NATALVA LOEANOVA
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  • 31
    World - WANDERED IN THE DESERT 40 YEARS MOSES * 6 days A9 hr 5 WEBANK Jerusalem Port Said Israel, Cairo oth of dober City Elaty 9 hr 5 min WORST NAVIGATOR EVER
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  • 32
    World - countries that use the metric system countries that lose wars to vietnamese farmers
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  • 33
    Photo caption - HUMANS HUMANS (adultswim.com WHY DOES GOD ALLOW BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN? imgflip.com
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  • 34
    Dish - Are you eating healthy? Yes! Today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato purée spread on baked whole wheat Wow! Let me see Delivered Wtf
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  • 35
    Text - Danny2462 @Danny_2462 · 1d grapefruit is not a fruit, it's a crime. also füuk ambiguous fruit juice box graphics. I wanted low acid multivitamins but all I've got is what a geneva convention violation must taste like 27 8 71
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  • 36
    Footwear - IF EARTH ISN'T FLAT WHY ARE SHOES LIKE THIS: AND NOT LIKE THIS? DE
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  • 37
    Text - Teacher: Use "Dandelion" in a sentence Jamaican student: De cheetah is faster dan de lion Teacher: Listen here, you little shit
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  • 38
    Event - You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery. Philosophy & Reason
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  • 39
    Text - Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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  • 40
    Grass - If your DOG does a POO Please put it in a litter bin. ano daay djey asrod n spaces clean. ON COUN thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: | im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
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  • 41
    Purple - how cute is the person reading this? hella
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  • 42
    Text - Are you lonely?= Tired of working on your own? Do you hate making decisions? HOLD A MEETING! You can- See people Show charts Feel important Point with a stick Eat donuts Impress your colleagues All on company time! MEETINGS THE PRACTICAL ALTERNATIVE TO WORK:
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  • 43
    Cartoon - "We must stop eating!" cried Toad as he ate another. ambisagrus: |no image has ever described my life quite so well 754,850 notes
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  • 44
    Text - When your friend who was last online 7 years ago comes online again It's gonna be a hell of a reunion.
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  • 45
    Product - Don't mind me, just taking out the trash your opinion specey Ose
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  • 46
    Text - Laura Benanti @LauraBenanti BITCH PLEASE A show on HGTV called "YUCK!" where I walk through people's homes and point out things I don't like and then leave. 2/9/14, 7:28 AM
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  • 47
    Text - lil wayne lighter flick @braag_ hello vegans, if PIGS are so SMART why do 66% of them build houses with INEFFECTIVE, STUPID materials
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  • 48
    Text - PRAY Did it work? No Yes God works in mysterious ways PRAISE THE LORD
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  • 49
    Yellow - italian condoms are weird
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  • 50
    Text - "What day is it?" asked pooh. "It's Monday," said Piglet. "F, said Pooh.
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  • 51
    Text - basedgosh note to self: "love yourself" does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you're broke basedgosh who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
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  • 52
    Text - serving size: 4 yeah all 4 me
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  • 53
    Text - Only 90's kids will remember these genders
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  • 54
    Wildlife - Me: gets bullied Mum: report it to the teachers Grandma: AIM FOR THE LUNGS!
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  • 55
    Text - WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM NIkola MLG • 1 week ago his torso looks like a school bathroom It 821 E 13 VIEW 13 REPLIES
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